"My adult son found a pink pepper sprayer in a melting snow bank at Royce Park in the middle of April. I'd like to assure the person who lost it that a child did not get their hands on it.
My 9 and 10-year-old daughters came to me tonight with a multi-bladed Guidesman pocket knife they found in the wood chips at the Royce Park playground. Don't bother contacting me for these items. Obviously, you are too young and irresponsible to own them in the first place."