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Subway burglar charged

May 23, 2013

ESCANABA — A Wisconsin man accused of breaking into Subway restaurants in Escanaba last year was officially charged with five felonies Wednesday....

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May-26-13 12:43 PM


At least chezhead shows, some signs of the capacity to ‘think’, something that is foreign to you ‘head’.

‘Subway’ sandwiches are cheep folded and rolled miniscule pieces of schlock that pretend to be a ‘meal’.

Ever ’think’ why subway, says you’ll get thin eating their ‘food’?

It’s surely not because you’ll get fat from the contents, but rather the huge bun trappings.

A large bun portends the feeling of 'getting' something for your money.

When you talk to your friend that owns subway, tell him to put salt and pepper packets for customers, and put some napkin dispensers where customers can take what they need.

Tell him to cut out being cheep !

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May-24-13 9:55 AM

Let him eat the food from the food-joint he sought to steal from,

- every day, for the rest of his jail time.

That would indeed be ironic and punishment for being fed the same ‘sandwich’, every meal, every day,

for the rest of his incarceration.

Bread and water are traditional jail bill-of-fare.

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May-24-13 9:53 AM

Fast food ‘sandwiches’ are the closest thing that is identical to a ‘bread and water’ jail diet.

Probably 90% by weight is bread,

a less than percent for a few pickle chips,

a few chips of lettuce,

a gram onion ring slice,

a gram for olive sections, and you end up with the highest cost

for a few ’paper-thin’ slices of meat you’ll pay anywhere else,

- probably around $40.00 - $50.00 per pound.

Only bottled water is hugely more expensive than a gallon of gasoline.

Keep deluding yourself.

Fast food ‘Sandwich’s’ are huge money makers,

We have only one

(1) casino,

but three (3) subways in one small town.

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May-24-13 9:51 AM

Throw out all the fast-foodies,

- improve our water front,

- build a couple of from-scratch restaurants down on the water front.

Keep telling yourself fast-foods are ‘great’,

that way you won't stop contributing your share of the $1.25 Billion dollar take and bonanza these guy’s rake in every day of the year in the U.S.

Great stuff, comes at a Great Expense and

- the same ‘meal’ day-after-day, would be Great Punishment.

Great Punishment, as long as someone doesn’t step in and halt the idea,

- because feeding the same subway sandwich day after day, would constitute


- indeed, that's the idea !

He’d be an entirely different person when he’s released,

- and one thing for sure. . .

He’d stay away from subways for the rest of his life.

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